Doug Funnie took out the time traveler, Marty McFly, and is now looking to the future to crush Bender. Doug will be sporting his sweet green vest and will have his normal posse with him even though he insists he doesn’t need them. Doug has said that “Bender better watch out before he gets a banjo upside his shiny metal ass” then Skeeter made some honking noise.

Bender is ready for a fight. Yeah he runs off of alcohol but that won’t stop Bender from grabbing Doug, Quailman, Porkchop or even the Dinks and bending them into a pretzel. Then, guess what, he will have a drink. It’s time for a party and Bender is always up for a party. He requests someone else bring the music because Doug won’t be picking that banjo for long.

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Name: Douglas “Doug” Yancey Funny
D.O.B: 08/22/80 (age 31)
Occupation: Student
Aliases: Quailman, Smash Adams, Race Canyon

Doug gained notoriety at the age of 11 ½. He has a multitude of skills including but not limited to drawing, writing and playing the banjo. He is often seen around with his good friend Mosquito “Skeeter” Valentine and Porkchop, Doug’s clever dog.

Name: Bender Bending Rodriguez
D.O.B: 2997
Occupation: Assitant Manager of Sales at Planet Express
Aliases: Bending Unit 22

Bender is a robot that was designed to bend steel girders. He is now working along side his friend Phillip J. Fry. Bender runs off of a alcohol based fuel which is one reason he is often seen drinking. However, he is often drinks well more than he needs to.

Name: Abraham Lincoln
D.O.B: 02/12/1809 (Died 04/15/1865 at the age of 56)
Occupation: President of the United States of America
Aliases: Abe, Honest Abe, #16

Abraham Lincoln made a lot of enemies when he helped reunite the country. He had two different Vice Presidents the first being Hannibal Hamlin and the second being Andrew Johnson. Lincoln has his face on a statue, the penny, the five dollar bill and a mountain. The man is everywhere.

Name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
D.O.B: 03/28/1986 (age 26)
Occupation: Singer/Song Writer
Aliases: Lady Gaga

A New York born musician known for her catchy pop music and outrageous and eye-catching outfits. At the age of 26 she has already won 5 Grammy Awards and has been named the Billboard Magazine’s artist of the year (2010). In her early career she performed briefly with another artist named “Lady Starlight” but since then has mainly been a solo act.

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Here are some links to reference what the hell we are talking about:

Mikey blogs about relegation.
Portland Timber’s defender Mamadou “Futty” Danso.
This is what it looks like when you try to kill the Jarl of Whiterun in Skyrim (Skip to 1:03).
Dethklok
Happy to have Toonami back.
Voice of Tom (and many many others) Steve Blum.
Adult Swim’s The Room Toonami April Fool’s Day Prank.
Cartoon Network‘s wiki page.
Boomerang‘s wiki page.
Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends intro.
Cheese. Hotrod Flames vs Bunnies.
Gossamer.
Looney Tunes.
The Tiny Toons intro.
Tiny Toon’s character Gogo Dodo.
Plucky Duck in Minister Golf.
Wile E. Coyote
Mike’s favorite Looney Tunes short. Duck Amuck.
Cowboy Bebop stuff to look at.
Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad intro.
Pryde of the X-Men… holy shit.
Mike’s favorite short: Pixar’s Geri’s Game.
Outlaw Star.
Hoveround… yay.
Matt is not a fan of Ovaltine.
Big League Chew.
For more information about RT26 check out RTPhilly.com

English soccer does something I find amazing and incredibly entertaining. They punish you for not being a good team. If you finish in the bottom three in their twenty team soccer league you are forced to move into a lower league. YOU ARE KICKED OUT OF THE DAMN LEAGUE BECAUSE YOU SUCK. Then the top three teams in the lower league move up. They get rewarded and the crap teams get PUNISHED!

Relegation is awesome. Imagine if your team is awful going into the last football Sunday. They are fighting to stay in the NFL. If they lose, they move to the CFL or the AFL. How nerve racking is that!? Excitement for even the crappy teams.

NFL:
Minnesota Vikings 3-13
St. Louis Rams 2 -14
Indianapolis Colts 2-14

MLB:
Seattle Mariners 67-95
Minnesota Twins 63-99
Houston Astros 56-106

NBA:
New Orleans Hornets 21-45
Washington Wizards 20-46
Charlotte Bobcats 7-59

As of right now, if you finish last you get rewarded by getting the first pick in your leagues draft. That works too….

Fact is, sometimes I go into the podcast with things to talk about and sometimes I don’t. We never really plan these things in advanced. I’d equate our podcast to you, the listener, being like a fly on the wall to our random conversations. There’s never much of a rhyme or reason for any of what we talk about, well, sometimes there is but you know what I mean. Either way, here’s some topics on my mind for the podcast this week that may or may not actually make it onto the show:

- Traveled to Mianus and was really disappointed. Although the trip there really sucked, the trip back was rewarding enough.

- For years now I’ve wanted to get into the world of the table top RPG and was finally able to do so recently. It’s a whole new world as far as I am concerned and I am loving every minute of it, seriously.

- I haven’t given up on “Travie Tries”, in fact, I recently acquired a few interesting drinks at a local supermarket that specializes in oriental foods and drinks. I could talk a whole podcast on that place alone.

Also, I realize the first two paragraphs are pretty much saying the same thing. I’m tired, sorry.

And just for funsies, here are two bonus videos. (Mute the video on the left on that last one.)

He is a wizard. He has actually had a pretty crappy deal but says F’off adversity I got this. [INSERT WORD THAT SOUNDS WIZARDLY THAT PROBABLY ENDS WITH 'OUS']! He is the real scarface. The kid is Michael Jordan of Quidditch and has no problem taking on the dark lord in his spare time. Now his sights are set on Gaga.

Gaga whooped Star Fox. Yeah a talking fox that saved the galaxy. She made an outfit out of him but it wasn’t flashy enough so she trashed it. Now, she is going after Mr. Potter. The savior of the wizard universe. What’s one more savior of the universe to Gaga? Let’s just hope she won’t be making an outfit out of Potter when she is done with him.

Listen to what Matt and Mikey have to say about the match up on itunes or listen here:

Remember you decide who goes on to the next round of The Gauntlet so pick a side!
Final Results:
Harry Potter – 48%
Lady Gaga – 52%

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Here are some links to reference what the hell we are talking about:

Mikey has been drinking White Eastern Europeans.
Who drinks seltzer? Travie does.
This guy really likes his car.
Jack in the Box commercial where a guy marries bacon.
Man Marries Barbie Doll (Check out a 1999 Daily Show Clip).
Lars and The Real Girl Trailer.
Objectum Sexuality.
Woman marries the Berlin wall.
Homemade Choco Tacos. Amazing.
Matt’s Cars:
Chevy Beretta ’89.
’94 Jeep Sport.
2000 Ford Contour Sport.
2004 Saturn Ion.
JDFoods.net brings you BACONNAISE and Matt doesn’t like it.
JDFoods AFHV $5,000 winning video. Yeah it is not funny.
Roger Ebert
Rachel Maddow
Skyrim
Counter-Strike

This man has inspired me.

White Russians are delicious.

First let me tell you how you make them. Put some ice in a glass. I like to pour 3/4 oz Kahlua first. Then 1 1/2 oz vodka. Recipes usually say stir now and then add 3/4 oz cream (milk/half & half/bailey’s). I usually stir after because lets face it I am a rebel.

I should warn you these drinks are mischievously strong. I have heard of such events where people watch The Big Lebowski and drink every time The Dude drinks. Then we go bowling.

I know what you’re thinking, “You need to be trained to be a bag boy?” Yes, yes you do! You see, how else would you know what goes in what bag and rightfully on top of each other? I mean, did you know that you’re not supposed to put canned foods on top of bread and eggs? Sounds like common sense, sure, but you need to watch a training video just to be sure!

Of course, these days, thanks to the internet a few of these training videos have been leaked to the public and let’s just say that some are more hilarious than others; intentional or not.

Let’s look at this one from Wendy’s entitled, “Hot Drinks”, where you learn how to prepare, what else, but hot drinks for customers! Think you know everything there is about drinks that are hot? Guess again!

Try to get this song out of your head after listening to it, seriously, I dare you!